Bad Pick Up Lines: This article is all for you if you are looking for some bad pick-up lines. Bad pickup lines don’t always work like a charm, but they’re fun. “Although a pick-up line might cause an eye roll, it’ll also cause some laughter.”
Here is a list of the top 100 bad pick-up lines:
Bad Pick Up Lines
1. “Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”
2. “I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.”
3. “Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.”
4. “Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.”
5. “I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.”
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6. “Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.”
7. “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.”
8. “Can you help me find my Facebook friend? She’s definitely here somewhere; let’s go look together.”
9. “You look familiar. Were we ever in the same class before? I could swear we had chemistry.”
10. “Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”
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Really Bad Pick Up Lines
11. “I don’t know much about astrology, but I do know how the universe started. It started with u n I.”
12.” Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!”
13. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?”
14. “Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.”
15. “I lost my keys… can I check your pants?”
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16. “Life without you is like a broken pencil. It’s pointless.”
17. “If looks could kill, I’d be dead right now.”
18. “Here’s a proposition, I’ll kiss you, and if you don’t like it, you can return it.”
19. “Is Your Mom A Chicken? Because You’re Eggcellent.”
20. “Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?”
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Horrible Pick Up Lines
21. “Can You Tell Me What’s An Attractive, Funny Man Like Me Doing Without Your Number?”
22. “Do You Like Plums? How About A Date?”
23. “I’m Learning About Important Dates In History. Wanna Be One Of Them?”
24. “Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!”
25. “I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U!”
26. “Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.”
27. “Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.”
28. “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
29. “I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.”
30. “You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day.”
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Awful Pickup Lines
31. “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.”
32. “Can you add me to your “to do” list?”
33. “I already wrote it in my diary, so kiss me to make the entry true.”
34. “You must be a witch/wizard. Because you’re magical.”
35. “You remind me of a dictionary in the way you add meaning to everything.”
36. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.”
37. “When I look at you I feel like I’m a pirate and just found my buried treasure.”
38. “You’re like the wind. Because you blow me away.”
39. “Are you Greek? Because you look like a goddess.”
40. “Roses are red, violets are blue. With a smile like that, looks like I’m doomed.”
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Bad Pick Up Lines for Him
41. “You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.”
42. “Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.”
43. “My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?”
44. “Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.”
45. “Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.”
46. “You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!”
47. “Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams”
48. “Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’”
49. “Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!”
50. “I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.”
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Bad Pick Up Lines for Her
51. “I currently live in my parents’ house, can I move in with you?”
52. “Your face must be magnetic because it pulled me over here.”
53. “I swear you must be a model because I’ve seen you on the cover of Vogue.”
54. “If beauty was a grain of sand, you’d be a thousand beaches.”
55. “Do you like Basketball? I can show you my Magic Johnson.”
56. “Are you going to call me?”
57. “You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.”
58. “Your name must be Katniss. Because you’re starting an uprising in my district.”
59. “Are you winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.”
60. “Your dimples are illegal, so I call you ille-girl.” – BTS
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Worst Pick Up Lines
61. “Sorry to bother you but do you know what time it is? My watch stopped when I got next to you.”
62. “I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?”
63. “No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.”
64. “You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.”
65. “Yes, it’s true, I am Mr. Right.”
66. “If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
67. “Can I Call You Mine? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.”
68. “You Must Be A Campfire. Because You’re Super Hot And I Want S’more.”
69. “Do you like science because I’ve got my eye on you?”
70. “You must be from Starbucks because I like a latte.”
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Worst Pickup Lines Ever
71. “Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.”
72. “I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I’ll make your bed rock.”
73. “Is your name John? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you before.”
74. “NASA called, they said that you’re out of this world.”
75. “Are you good at math? Can you replace my X without asking Y?”
76. “Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”
77. “Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?”
78. “If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”
79. “I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.”
80. “Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.”
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Terrible Pick Up Lines Dirty
81. “I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.”
82. “Are you by chance an archaeologist? Because I have a large bone that needs to be examined.”
83. “What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”
84. “Don’t Tell Me If You Want Me To Take You Out To Dinner. Just Smile For Yes, Or Do A Backflip/Somersault/Counter-Spin Gymnastics Combination For No.”
85. “You Must Be A High Test Score. Because I Want To Take You Home And Show You To My Mother.”
86. “You Are The Reason… Santa Even Has A Naughty List.”
87. “You must be a compound of barium and beryllium. Because you’re a total BaBe.”
88. “Would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?”
89. “You must be a broom because you swept me off my feet.”
90. “I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case.”
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Dirty Pick Up Lines
91. “Do you mind if I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
92. “Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.”
93. “Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?”
94. “Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
95. “I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.”
96. “The Only Thing Your Eyes Haven’t Told Me Is Your Name.”
97. “Sorry for staring… I thought your face was a work of art.”
98. “You’re so hot you denature my proteins.”
99. “You must be nitroglycerin. Because you’re dynamite.”
100. “You know what you and planet earth Earth have in common? You’re both getting hotter each year.”
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