130 Best Birthday Puns to Wish Someone a Happy Birthday

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Birthday Puns: Everyone wants to make birthday funny and memorable, and want to have a lot of fun. If you want to celebrate the birthday of your loved one in a funny way, then this article is for you.  

Here is a collection of 130 best Birthday Puns, use these Birthday Puns to wish anyone a birthday, it will bring a smile to their face and make their birthday memorable and enjoyable.

Birthday Puns

1. “People who make bad jokes on your birthday should be pun-ished.”

2. “I bought you a loaf of bread for your birthday toast.”

3. “Birthday candles don’t exercise, they burn out far too easily.”

4. “What goes up but never comes down? Your age!”

5. “There’s no time like the present I forgot to buy!”

6. “Happy birthday, si-star!”

7. “Go ahead, cake my day.”

8. “I like big bundts and I cannot lie.”

9.  “Yeti or not, it’s your birthday.”

10. “Have an egg-cellent birthday.”

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Short birthday puns

11. “Another birthday has crepe’d up on you.”

12. “Have a toad-ally awesome birthday.”

13. “How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish them.”

14. “Feliz cumpleaños. Have a flantastic birthday!”

15. “Come on, cake my day!”

16. “Some only dream of birthday cake, and others bake it happen.”

17. “You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.”

18. “I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!”

19. “It’s all fun and games until somebody puts the candles out.”

20. “Why are you always warmest on your birthday?
People won’t stop toasting you!”

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Happy Birthday Puns

21. “They say everything gets better with age.”

22. “So glad you’re still alive and cake-ing.”

23. “Have a grate birthday. Hope that’s not too cheesy.”

24. “I know you don’t drink, so have a tea-riffic birthday.”

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25. “It’s hard to make a good birthday joke for a chemist. All the good ones Argon.”

26. “It is your birthday…you batter believe it!”

27. “You’re not old. You’re aged to perfection.”

28. “Have some cake and ice cream to celebrate sherbert day!”

29. “I can’t cake my eyes off of you.”

30. “What’s a ghost’s favorite cake? I-scream cake.”

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Birthday puns to write in a card

31. “Hey shawty. It’s sherbert day.”

32. “The birthday party was gelato fun.”

33. “Birthday cake and ice cream were mint to be together.”

34. “Time to par-tea!”

35. “What did the aggressive birthday cake say?
Do you want a piece of me?”

36. “What did the French loaf say to her boyfriend?
Never baguette my birthday.”

37. “You feta have a…gouda birthday.”

38. “As a bud, you really take the birthday cake. Have an awesome one!”

39. “If no one comes to your party you can have your cake and eat it too.”

40. “Your birthday cake brings all the boys to the yard.”

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Funny Birthday Puns

41. “Getting older is no piece of cake, but just try not to think of that when you’re blowing out your candles!”

42. “I tried to offer a teddy bear some birthday cake but he was already too stuffed.”

43. “You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.”

44. “You make my life so fun-fetti.”

45. “Nothing holds a candle to you.”

46. “Have an otterly awesome birthday.”

47. “Happy birthday. You’re one in a melon.”

48. “Sending you s’more birthday wishes.”

49. “What do you call your 21st birthday? Your beer-thday.”

50. “Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock?
It was a marble cake.”

51. “What’d one veggie say to the other on its birthday?
Ha pea birthday.”

52. “Happy belated birthday! Butter late than never.”

53. “I wrote a message on your birthday cake, because I thought you might like to have your cake and read it too.”

54. “Celebrating you is a piece of cake.”

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55. “Congrats on proving that getting older doesn’t mean getting wiser.”

56. “For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.”

57. “This whole birthday thing is getting old, don’t you think?”

58. “Dim-sum body say it’s your birthday?”

59. “Have a bear-y good birthday.”

60. “Because it’s your birthday, I scent you your favorite perfume.”

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Birthday puns for friends

61. “Forget the past, you can’t change it. Forget the future too, you can’t predict it. Forget the present while you’re at it. I didn’t get you one.”

62. “There’s nothing better than the presence of friends and family on your birthday, except from presents from friends and family.”

63. “I always get emotional on my birthday. Even my cake is in tiers.”

64. “I donut know what I would do without you. Happy birthday.”

65. “How do you wish a vegetable happy birthday?
Lettuce celebrate!

66. How do you wish a rabbit a happy birthday?
Hoppy birthday.

67. “How do you wish cheese happy birthday?
Have a gouda day!

68. “Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?”
A cat-alogue!

69. “What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?”
Aye, matey!

70. “What’s the worst part about birthdays?”
Too many can kill you!

71th of 130 Birthday Puns

71. “Why did the doctor say to the birthday boy when he got heartburn from eating cake?”
Try taking the candles off!

72. “How do you wish a cow a happy birthday?”
I hope your birthday is legend-dairy.

73. “How do you wish another cow a happy birthday?”
I herd it’s your birthday.

74. “How do you wish a mushroom a happy birthday?”
Happy birthday to a real fungi!

75. “What goes up but never comes down?”
Your age!

76. “What kind of birthday cake do you get a coffee lover?”

77. “What did the teddy bear say when he was offered birthday cake?”
No thanks, I’m stuffed!

78. “How do you wish a cat happy birthday?”
I hope your birthday is purrrfect.

79. “How do you wish a snail a happy birthday?”
Let’s shell-ebrate.

80. “Why did the birthday cake visit the therapist?”
Because it was feeling crumby!

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Birthday Puns For Him and For Her

81. “When is birthday cake like a golf ball?”
When you slice it!

82. “Why didn’t the psychologist celebrate his birthday?”
He thought birthdays are a Freud.

83. “Why didn’t the psychologist enjoy his birthday?”
He wasn’t Yung anymore.

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84. “I got you popcorn for your birthday because you’re poppin.”

85. Hippo-birthday to you!

86. “Turning 21…is nothing to wine about.”

87. “What did the grape say to his dad on his birthday?
Thanks for doing a great job raisin me.”

88. “Happy birthday, best tea.”

89. “Happy birthday. We really must ketchup soon.”

90. “I hope you have a purr-fect birthday.”

91. “Hope you are having a turtley awesome birthday.”

92. “Another birthday? No prob-llama!”

93. “Your birthday is kind of a big dill.”

94. “I wanted to write some chemistry puns in your card, but I wasn’t sure if I’d get a reaction.”

95. “I got you some birthday chocolates, but they aren’t half as sweet as you.”

96. “Diamonds are forever, that’s how long I’ll be paying off your birthday earrings.”

97. “Don’t gift up, don’t gift in; it’s time to celebrate your birthday again!”

98. “Let’s make like raccoons and get trashed.”

99. “Alpaca a bottle of wine to celebrate your birthday!”

100. “Hoping your birthday doesn’t lead to a barf-day. You know what I mean.”

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Birthday puns one liners

101. “You’ll always have a pizza my heart. Happy birthday.”

102. “Happy birthday…no matter how you slice it.”

103. “Raisin a toast for your birthday.”

104. “How do you celebrate a birthday in heaven? Angel food cake!”

105. “I will never dessert you.”

106. “Let’s give you a clam-style birthday and have a big shell-ebration.”

107. “I thought you meant you wanted my presence, not my presents… oops.”

108. “Once you’re over the hill, that’s when you begin to really pick upspeed.”

109. “Age is irrelephant, so enjoy your day.”

110. “More candles means a bigger wish!”

111. “Hope your birthday is shrimply amazing.”

112. “Happy birthday, you’re puggin’ awesome.”

113.  “Happy birthday! I can bearly contain my excitement.”

114. “Don’t worry, I didn’t froget your birthday.”

115. “I hope you have an unbe-leak-able birthday!”

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116. “I’m gluten intolerant. Please, don’t toast me on by birthday.”

117. “Gamers don’t have birthdays. They level up.”

118. “What four letter word do old people do in bed on their birthday?”

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119. “Happy birthday to someone old enough to go vintage shopping in their own closet.”

120. “What do you say to the president on his birthday?”
You rule!

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121. “Having ice cream on your birthday is gelato fun.”

122. “I got my dad a beer for his birthday, because he’s older bud wiser.”

123. “I got you furniture for your birthday, because I chair-ish your friendship.”

124. “What do you send Kim Kardashian for her birthday?”
A Cardashian.

125. “What card should you never give a football player for his birthday?”
A red card.

126. “Happy birthday, you take the cake.”

127. “You take the cake.”

128. “You are the apple of my eye, I think you’re awesome to the core.”

129. “I know this sounds corny, but I hope you have an a-maize-ing birthday.”

130. “Bought my friend a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.”

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