55+ Book Puns to Make Your Day a Little Better

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Book Puns: Everyone likes a good pun. If you are looking for the best ‘Book Puns‘, Then this article is all for you. 

Here is the collection of the 50 funny puns and jokes about Books. Enjoy it!

Funny Book Puns

Book Puns, Funny Book Puns

1. “Never read Fitzgerald? You Gatsby kidding me!”

2. “Book me with your best plot.”

3. “A good book really hits the plot.”

4. “You’ve got the write stuff, baby.”

5. “Metaphors be with you.”

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6. “I like big books and I cannot lie.”

7. “Take a page out of my book and leaf!”

8. “I couldn’t get a reservation, they’re fully booked.”

9. “A book fell on my head; I can only blame my shelf.”

10. “Strangers on a Twain”

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Clever Book Puns

11. “Never mind” —a passive aggressive Raven.

12. “Dystopian novels are so 1984.”

13. “Reading is a novel idea.”

14. “I’ve spent all day reading—it was bound to happen.”

15. “But first, Kafka.”

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16. “All you need is Lovecraft”

17. “Forever Jung.”

18. “Wilde thing, I think I love you.”

19. “Sorry I can’t hang out. My weekend is fully booked.”

20. “That book about Mt. Everest had quite the cliff-hanger.”

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Library Puns

Book Puns, Funny Book Puns

21. “I only found out about the library at the end of the street, they’ve been very quiet about it.  “

22. “I can tell you like me—you keep checking me out.”

23. “I will Dewey decimate you.”

24. “She blinded me with library science.”

25. “Book it to the library.”

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26. “Libraries are good for circulation.”

27. “Dewey go together? I think so!”

28. “I wanted to visit the local library, but it was overbooked.”

29. “What building has the most stories? The library.”

30. “Stay true to your-shelf.”

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Short Book Puns

31. “Waldo goes to India and finds himself.”

32. “Mind if I check you out?”

33. “ISBN thinking about you.”

34. “Little books try harder.”

35. “Books provide food for plot.”

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36. “When I read, I feel free as a word.”

37. “Reading this book is a write of passage.”

38. “After school, I go directly to tale.”

39. “I read a book about Teflon, but it contained no frictional characters.”

40. “I started reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”

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41. “It was a big deal when the music teacher asked the students to read band books.”

42. “Librarians know everything—they’re so resourceful.”

43. “You can book-mark my words.”

44. “I haven’t been to the library in a while—how Dewey find the books?”

45. “I never met a book I didn’t like.”

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46. “Bad spelling makes me [sic].”

47. “This weekend is going to be LITerary.”

48. “Writing about time travel takes so much creativity. You have to think outside the clocks.”

49. “Writing about time travel takes so much creativity. You have to think outside the clocks.”

50. “When I think about books, I touch my shelf.”

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Reading Book Puns

51. “Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).”

52. “Why do you enjoy romance novels? I like to book on the bright side.”

53. “What did the patron ask the library book? Can I check you out?”

54. “What’s on your bucket list? I hope to go out in a blaze of story.”

55. “Are you sure you want to borrow all those books? You don’t want to overdue it.”

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