Christmas Pick Up Lines: Sure, “Christmas may be the best time for gift-giving, hot-chocolate drinking, and chestnut roasting, but it’s also the time to get a Lil naughty and dish out a few holiday-themed pickup lines.”
So if you are also looking for ‘Best Christmas pick up lines’, then this article is for you. Here are 150+ ‘Best Christmas pick up lines, these include ‘funny pick up lines’, ‘dirty Christmas pick up lines and cute Christmas pick up lines.
Christmas Pick Up Lines
1. “If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.”
2. “Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.”
3. “Let me take you on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not going to flake. “
4. “Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.”
5. “You’re on my nice AND naughty list this year.”
6. “You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree.”
7. “Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.”
8. “You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.”
9. “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”
10. “Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.”
11. “When we met, it was love at frost sight.”
12. “The Grinch may have stolen Christmas but you stole my heart.”
13. “You’re the only reindeer for me.”
14. “I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.”
15. “How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?”
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Cheesy Christmas pick up lines
16. “Are you interested in seeing the ‘North Pole’?”
17. “Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.”
18. “Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.”
19. “Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree”
20. “Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can’t spell ‘love’ with No-el.”
21. “Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!”
22. “Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.”
23. “Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?”
24. “I’ve got something special in my sack for you.”
25. “That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.”
Christmas pick up lines kid friendly
26. “Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way”
27. “Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.”
28. “Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?”
29. “Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.”
30. “Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.”
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31. “I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.”
32. “Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.”
33. “Let’s drink some hot tea in the snow. After all, ‘Teas the Season!”
34. I’d prefer to say, “MARRY Christmas” to you.
35. “I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!”
36. “Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?”
37. “If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.”
38. “Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.”
Funny pick up lines
39. “I didn’t think I was a snowman but you just made me melt.”
40. “Let’s make a cheese board and enjoy the Christmas festivi-cheese”
41. “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
42. “I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.”
43. “Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.”
44. “There’s snow one like you.”
45. “It’s a time of giving, so you should give me your phone number.”
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46. “What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.”
47. “You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning.”
48. “I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.”
49. “Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.”
50. “Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other.”
Dirty Christmas pick up lines
51. “If your left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come to visit you between the holidays?”
52. “If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.”
53. “You’re so hot you’re the reason we’re not having a white Christmas.”
54. “I give up trying to find the perfect gift this year, I guess Yule have to do.”
55. “If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?”
56. “How about I slip down your chimney, at half-past midnight?”
57. “Girl if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.”
58. “Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.”
59. “He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…”
60. “All I want for Christmas is you. cue Mariah Carey singing”
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61. “Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.”
62. “Want a gift? Because my best toys run on batteries.”
63. “Let’s go grab a beer, I’ll call you my partner in crime: Brew-dolph.”
64. “I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.”
Not-So-Kid-Friendly Christmas Pick Up Lines
65. “How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?”
66. “I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’”
67. “Wanna see the toys the elves make for adults”
68. “I know what gift I want to give you tonight.”
69. “The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.”
70. “You’re not just a gift, you’re the whole package.”
71. “The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.”
72. “Who needs a sled when you could just ride me?”
73. “If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?”
74. “Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.”
75. “Wanna Scrooge?”
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Cute clean Christmas pick up lines
76. “You are what I want for Christmas.”
77. “I’ve been baking all day, and I want to WHISK you a Merry Christmas.”
78. “Know what I want for Christmas? You.”
79. “Hi, I’m Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I’ve been waiting for you for what feels like forever..”
80. “Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because we could go all the way.”
81. “Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.”
82. “Hey. I’m spreading Christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?”
83. “Let me help you out of that ugly Christmas sweater.”
84. “I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out?”
85. “I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.”
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86. “He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh.”
87. “This year Santa is going to come more than once.”
88. “Can I ride your reindeer?”
89. “Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?”
90. “Can I be the milk to your cookies?”
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91. “Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.”
92. “Is that candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
93. “We don’t need a sleigh, you can ride me instead.”
94. “I prefer to give rather than receive.”
95. “Unlike Santa, I come more than once a year.”
96. “If I’m Santa, will you be my Ho?”
97. “Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I’ll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I’m ignoring the ring on your finger.”
98. “Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?”
99. “Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.”
100. “On the 11th day of Christmas, the pipers aren’t the ones piping this time, baby.”
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