Here is the collection of 50 funny puns and jokes about computers. Enjoy it!
1. “Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.”
2. “I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.”
3. “What do hackers do on a boat?“
4. “I wanted to know why my friend’s computer was cold, and when I asked, she said, “Because I had left the windows open”.”
5. “My brother asks my father to update the computer to Windows 11, but my father just replies, “I love Vista, son”.”
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6. “Why do app developer’s have such high insurance rates?“
They’re always crashing.
7. “What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?“
Tech knuckle support.
8. “My computer’s favorite singer is A Dell.”
9. “My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the ‘Data’.”
10. “Why was the IT guy in the hospital?“
He touched the firewall.
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Funny Computer Puns
11. “Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!”
12. “Did you hear about the woman whose daughter adopted a baby?“
13. “How does a computer get drunk?“
It takes screenshots.
14. “My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.”
15. “My sister’s laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.”
16. “Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven’t had a gig yet.”
17. “What’s the best way to learn about computers?“
Bit by bit.
18. “What do you call a computer superhero?“
A Screen Saver
19. “What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?“
Lots of Memory
20. “What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte”
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Computer Puns one-liners
21. “The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.”
22. “The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.”
23. “The people working in keyboard factories put in two shifts every day. I bet they all are super exhausted.”
24. “The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.”
25. “My computer is so slow it’s running in the ’90s.”
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26. “What is a computer’s favorite animal?“
27. “Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?“
To get to the other slide.
28. “Why do people on Twitter tell me I’m always confused?“
Because I don’t follow.
29. “Why is everyone who works at the keyboard factory so rich?“
They put in a lot of shifts.
30. “Why doesn’t a computer’s car last very long?“
They always have hard drives.
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Short computer puns
31. “what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file”
32. “Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?“
Because they had a connection
33. “What’s a aliens favorite computer key?“
the space bar!
34. “Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.”
35. “I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.”
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36. “I felt sad for my brother’s computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, “Stop it! It hertz so much!”.”
37. “My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.”
38. “My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.”
39. “My mother would say that all the naughty disk drives get sent back to the boot camp.”
40. “People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.”
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Computer Science Puns
41. “We have ten types of people. One understands binary, and the other doesn’t.”
42. “My computer keeps freezing every now and then, I am sure it is sick with a cold and a virus.”
43. “People say that my computer is going to die. It has a terminal virus.”
44. “The only good thing about computers crashing is that there are no injuries ever.”
45. Spiders can make such great internet because they have amazing web sites.
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46. “A hacker is someone who probably loves using his free time for phishing.”
47. “Why did the computer spy get fired?“
She couldn’t hack it.
48. “Where do naughty disk drives get sent?“
49. “Why do programmers never run the AC?“
They prefer to open windows.
50. “Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?“
It was a terminal illness.