Top 50 Dirty Pick-Up Lines in 2023

Dirty Pick-Up Lines

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Here are the top dirty pick-up lines:

Dirty Pick-Up Lines

1. “Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.”

2. “You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.”

3. “They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?”

4. “I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?”

5. “The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to your place and spread the word”

6. “I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.”

7. “Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.”

8. “Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.”

9. “Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice”

10. “If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice”

11. “Do you know what would look good on you? Me”

12. “I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.”

13. “Do you know karate because your body is kicking”

14. “Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.”

15. “That drink has too many calories, but I know a great way to burn them off.”

16. “Love that dress, it would look much better on my floor though.”

17. “Are you undressing me with your eyes?!”

18. “Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?”

19. “I lost my keys… can I check your pants?”

20. “Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?”

21. “With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.”

22. “Make out with me if I am wrong, but isn’t the Earth flat?”

23. “You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique and with one touch, you’ll be wet.”

24. “Want to know how my muscles are so big? Picking up sexy ladies like you.”

25. “I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.”

26. “Is your a** a library book. Because I want to check you out.”

27. “If being sexy is a crime, then you are under arrest.”

28. “Is there space in your mouth for another tongue?”

29. “Your body has 206 bones, you think you could handle another one?”

30. “I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!”

31. “Are you a nurse? I have a throbbing sensation between my legs that needs looked at.”

32. “Baby, are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.”

33. “I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.”

34. “Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.”

35. “What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.”

36. “What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”

37. “I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?”

38. “My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?”

39. “Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.”

40. “Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.”

41. “Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.”

42. “Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?”

43. “Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.”

44. “I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.”

45. “Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?”

46. “Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend”

47. “I bet you $40 you’re gonna turn me down”

48. “Can I help loosen your belt? It looks really tight.”

49. “Would you mind a happy death? Because people say, s*x is a killer.”

50. “Sing the ABC alphabet, and I’ll take on from the fourth letter, D.”