Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes: Everyone in life tries to impress that special someone. Everyone wants to look romantic and smart for this, but it also needs to be a little funny.
Anyway, it is said that laughter is the soul of romance, on this basis it can be said that funny jokes are the basis of a happy relationship. So to impress your partner, you have to be a little funny too.
So here are 150+ flirty knock-knock jokes, with the help of these jokes you will be able to make your partner laugh and will be able to impress them.
Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes
1. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we can go on a date?”
2. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Russian.
Russian who?
I’m Russian to get your phone number!”
3. “Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Saint Valentine.
Saint Valentine who?
‘Saint Valentine’s Day without you!”
4. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day!”
5. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I still can’t stop thinking about you!”
6. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
(Point thumbs at your chest) Disguise your boyfriend!”
7. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me! Obviously!”
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pauline.
Pauline who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.”
9. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher me, not some other guy.”
10. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana take you out this weekend.”
Flirty Knock Knock Jokes
11. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you and me not out on a date?”
12. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese awful cute, ain’t she?”
13. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aherd.
Aherd who?
Aherd you like guys who tell knock-knock jokes.”
14. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?”
15. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?”
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16. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?”
17. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spelling bee.
Spelling bee who?
Spelling be mine: B-E-M-I-N-E.”
18. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.”
19. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you stunning.”
20. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you real soon.”
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21. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me!”
22. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hershey’s.
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s *kiss*.”
23. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you.”
24. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police tell me I’m your type!”
25. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing later tonight?”
26. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Would you mind pudding your phone number in my contact list?”
27. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Axe.
Axe who?
May I axe you on a date?”
28. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ion.
Ion who?
I’ve got my ion you.”
29. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
We’d make a great pear, don’t you think?”
30. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!”
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31. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cumin.
Cumin who?
Don’t break my heart, I’m only cumin.”
32. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aretha.
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers for you.”
33. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arnie.
Arnie who?
Arnie having fun?”
34. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!”
35. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?”
36. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me.”
37. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out tonight.”
38. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
I’ll be your Boo.”
39. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette you steal my heart.”
40. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cynthia.
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away, I missed you.”
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41. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream about how cute you are!”
42. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how cute you are?”
43. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
32!
32 who?
Talk 32 me!”
44. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
QT.
QT who?
You’re such a QT.”
45. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I’ll give you a pizza my heart!”
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46. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toad.
Toad who?
I toad-ally love you.”
47. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I’ll love you for butter or worse.”
48. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran straight into your heart.”
49. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy this lasting forever.”
50. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
I’ll kiss you in the rein, deer.”
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51. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Karen.
Karen who?
I’ll be Karen for you, always.”
52. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thyme.
Thyme who?
I have the best thyme of my life with you.”
53. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aisle.
Aisle who?
Aisle be yours forever.”
54. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
I’ll always taco ‘bout my love for you.”
55. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oil.
Oil who?
Oil love you forever.”
56. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
I’m Soup-er excited to be yours!”
57. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita guy like you?”
58. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?”
59. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll go out with me!”
60. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Board.
Board who?
Are you board of me yet?”
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61. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher me, obviously.”
62. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!”
63. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hershey’s.
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s kiss!”
64. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.”
65. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
I’ll never leaf you.”
66. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mickey who?
Mickey isn’t working, could I have yours?”
67. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Adore!
Adore who?
Adore is between us, can you open up?”
68. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mustache!
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!”
69. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
De Niro.
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you.”
70. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
I’ll be Colin you mine forever.”
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71. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggcited to meet you.”
72. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Evvie.
Evvie who?
Evvie thing that I have is your darling.”
73. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mayer.
Mayer who?
Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.”
74. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Johann.
Johann who?
Johann a beautiful smile!”
75. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A loan.
A loan who?
I can’t wait to get you a loan.”
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76. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra Mirra on the wall.”
77. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive Who?
Olive you and I always have!”
78. “Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oman.
Oman who?
Oman, you are cute!”
79. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Leon!
Leon who?
Leon me, When your not strong!”
80. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maine.
Maine who?
You Maine everything to me!”
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81. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady!
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!”
82. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brittany Spears!
Brittany Spears who?
Knock, knock…. Oops I did it again.”
83. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amish!
Amish who?
Amish you too!”
84. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda who?
Baby Yoda one for me!”
85. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eggs.
Eggs who?
You’re eggstraordinary, my dear!”
86. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Needle!
Needle who?
Needle little loving right now. How about you?”
87. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I love!
I love who?
Me, if you give me a chance!”
88. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya kiss me, please?”
89. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Etch!
Etch who?
Bless you!”
90. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bae, can you give me a kiss?”
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91. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time because I am single!”
92. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice relationship go to the next level?”
93. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Soda!
Soda who?
Soda you want to make out?”
94. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mr. Flintstone!
Mr. Flintstone who?
Mr. Flintstone, ’cause I could make your bedrock!”
95. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
I’m not lion about how much I love you.”
96. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Your raisin!
Your raisin who?
You’re raising my hopes for getting lucky tonight.”
97. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
I love you berry much.”
98. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sugar
Sugar who?
Sugar, you’re Sweet!”
99. “Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tooth!
Tooth who?
Tooth or Dare?”
100. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joker.
Joker who?
If I’m a Joker, you’re my Harley Quinn.”
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