If you are looking for such funny quotes that will inspire you and bring a smile to your face, then this article can prove to be beneficial for you.
Laughter actually plays an important role in keeping us healthy and stress-free, research has revealed that laughter not only reduces stress but also lowers blood pressure.
That’s why here we have given 50 funny quotes, they will prove to be helpful in motivating you as well as making you feel happy. “If you like it then you can also share it with your friends and family.”
Funny Quotes
1. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
2. “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”—Mitch Hedberg
3. “Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.”
― Suzanne Collins
4. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.”—President Merkin Muffley
5. “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”—Rose, The Golden Girls
6. “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”― Mark Twain
7. “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.”― Ellen DeGeneres
8. “It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”― Marilyn Monroe
9. “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”― Lemony Snicket
10. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”― Cathy Guiswite
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11. “Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”― Einstein
12. “If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?”
― Jerry Seinfeld
13. “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”- Anthony Burgess
14. “Only the mediocre are always at their best.” – Jean Giraudoux
15. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
—Jack Handey
16. “I don’t deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.” – Flannery O’Connor
17. “Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.”—David Letterman
18. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.”
—Mark Twain
19. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
—Will Ferrell
20. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
—Michael Scott
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21. “I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
—Anonymous
22. “I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
—Rodney Dangerfield
23. “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
—Les Dawson
24. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.”
—Steven Wright
25. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”- Abraham Lincoln
26. “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”- Abraham Lincoln
27. “The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”- Abraham Lincoln
28. “An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.”- Dylan Thomas
29. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”- Albert Einstein
30. “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”- Bob Hope
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31. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
―Mindy Kaling
32. “Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”
—Lt. Frank Drebin
33. “You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
—George Burns
34. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
—Steve Martin
35. “Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?”
—Jay Leno
36. “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
—Groucho Marx
37. “Does it disturb anyone else that ‘The Los Angeles Angels’ baseball team translates directly to ‘The The Angels Angels’?”
—Neil DeGrasse Tyson
38. “As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
—Sir Norman Wisdom
39. “A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
—Graham Norton
40. “I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.”
—Anonymous
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41. “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.”
—Clairee Belcher
42. “If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.” —Clark Griswold
43. “Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”
—Anonymous
44. “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.”
—Sheldon Cooper
45. “I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.”
—Jimmy Kimmel
46. “Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”
—Anonymous
47. “Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
—Ellen DeGeneres
48. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
—Phyllis Diller
49. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
—Erma Bombeck
50. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
—Rita Rudner
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