60 Best Pizza Puns That Are So Cheesy 

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Pizza Puns: I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like pizza. If you are a pizza lover too, and you are looking for the best Pizza Puns and Jokes, then this article is for you.

Here is the list of 60 funny pizza puns and jokes, “These pizza puns are going to leave a delicious taste in your mouth.”

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1. “No matter how you slice it, you’re awesome.”

2. “You will have a pizza my heart forever. Just know that.”

3. When you are a pizza lover, you focus on having a slice day instead of having a nice day.”

4. “I want this world to be exactly like Pizza: cheesy, endearing, and perfectly round.”

5. “What did the chef say about his student’s pizza? There’s mushroom for improvement.”

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6. “What’s a pizza without cheese? Dough!”

7. “What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?”
Fold me close.

8. “What type of person doesn’t love pizza?”
A weirdough.

9. “What’s the different between a great pizza and an average pizza? The timing of delivery.”

10. “If your don’t make your pizza extra cheesy, you don’t deserve to eat Pizza at all.”

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11. “You want a pizza me?”

12. “The only love triangle I want is a slice of pizza.”

13. “Life is all about eating different types of pizzas, rest is just passing.”

14. “Work hard and eat lots of pizza.”

15. “What is a pizza makers’ favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby.”

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16. “Can you tell the difference between a donut and a pizza?
Yes, a pizza can feed the whole family.”

17. “Seven days without pizza makes one weak.”

18. “Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
He kneaded the dough.”

19. “Unlike this pizza, you can’t be topped.”

20. “Roses are red, the sky is blue, I ordered a pepperoni pizza, I will eat it and give none of you.”

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21. “Have a slice day!”

22. “Slice me, baby. I am all yours tonight.”

23. “You are the greatest thing in my life since a slice of pizza.”

24. “What do you call a pretend pizza? A pepperphony pizza!”

25. “Why was the famous pizza sad? It was always being chased by the pepperazzi.”

26. “Where do Pharaohs like to eat? Pizza Tut.”

27. “Why was the Hawaiian pizza not cooked? The oven was on aloha temperature.”

28. “What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.”

29. “What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.”

30. “Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.”

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31. “Another one bites the crust.”

32. “My mind is so messed up right now. I desperately need pizza of mind.”

33. “Sorry if this sounds cheesy, but you’ve melted my heart.”

34. “You are the greatest thing since sliced pizza.”

35. “Like a girl needs make up to look sexy, a pizza needs sausages to look mouth-watering.”

36. “Don’t you dare touch my slice of pizza otherwise I will slice you from between.”

37. “What do carpenters love to put on their pizzas? Saw-sages.”

38. “What did the tough pepperoni say?” “Dough you wanna pizza me?”

39. “What did the pizza say when the party ended?” “Good-pie everyone”.

40. “I love you. Was that too cheesy?”

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41. “If you’re not enjoying these pizza puns, you must be laughtose intolerant.”

42. “What does Dr Who eat with their pizza? Dalek bread!”

43. “What did the chef say back? Don’t be saucy!”

44. “Sorry to say, this isn’t going to get any cheesier.”

45. “You’re my cutie pie.”

46. “I have so mushroom in my heart for you.”

47. “[Naughty] You’re one hot pizza ass.”

48. “Join us for a slice of fun.”

49. “Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.”

50. “This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.”

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51. “What do you call someone who likes her pizza uncooked?”
A weird-dough!

52. “Is it hard to make a pizza from scratch?”
No, it’s easy as pie!

53. “I had a slice of goat’s cheese pizza the other day. He wasn’t happy, but it was the best.”

54. “While in Italy, I want to see the leaning tower of pizza.”

55. “Look, it’s the leaning tower of Cheeza!” — A Goofy Movie

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56. “I must be pizza, because everyone wants a slice of me.”

57. “You sure are a pizza work.”

58. “No matter how you slice it, we make a great combination.”

59. “Whatever your questions are, my answer will always be pizza.”

60. “I pray to cheesus crust.”

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