Snow and Winter Jokes: Winter season is very fun, but sometimes it can also be difficult because many times we are stuck at home with our family due to heavy snowfall outside. In such a situation, we need entertainment, so that we can spend time happily.
So here are 100+ Best “Snow and Winter Jokes”, These Best “Snow and Winter Jokes” will get your children to laugh (and help you relax) no matter how cold it gets.
Snow Jokes
1. “What does a snowman call dandruff?”
Snowflakes.
2. “What do snowmen call their offspring?”
Chill-dren.
3. “Why did the snowball cross the road? To get to the other size.”
4. “What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?”
A snowball.
5. “What kind of haircut did the snowman get?”
Frosted tips.
6. “Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?”
Because Donald ducked.
7. “How does a penguin build a house? I-gloos it together”
8. “Why do Eskimos live in igloos? To ice-olate themselves.”
9. “What did the icy road say to the car?”
“Want to go for a spin?”
10. “What does a snowman eat for breakfast?”
Frosted Flakes.
11. “What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?”
Snow.
12. “What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?”
A cookie sheet!
13. “Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?”
She liked playing cool jazz.
14. “How do mountains stay warm?”
They put on their snowcaps.
15. “What is a snowman’s favorite drink?”
A slushy
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16. “What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?”
A meltdown.
17. “What do Snowmen put on their pimples?”
Cold cream.
18. “Not everyone believes in the abominable snowman.”
Yeti exists.
19. “Why did the snowman scold his dog?”
He was too nippy.
20. “How do you know when a snowman is nervous?”
He is surrounded by yellow snow.
Unexpected snow jokes
21. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you!”
22. “How did the Eskimo make his bed? With large blankets of snow and sheets of ice.”
23. “Why did the Eskimo wear one boot to town? Because he discovered there would be a 50% chance of snow.”
24. “What do you call an igloo without a toilet?” An “ig”.
25. “What is a snowman’s favorite pet?”
A B-Lizzard
26. “What happened when the snowman got angry?”
He had a meltdown!
27. “What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?”
She gave him the cold shoulder!
28. “When is a boat just like snow?”
When it’s adrift!
29. “What did one snowman say to the other snowman?”
“Can you smell carrot?”
30. “Why was the sled stuck in the snow?”
Because it got to-bog-ganed
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31. “What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?”
Snow.
32. “What’s a snowman’s favorite type of apple?”
An apple crisp.
33. “Why did the snowman scold his dog?”
He was biting.
34. “What is a Snowman’s favorite soup?”
Cream of B-leek.
35. “Where do witches go skiing?”
Slalom.
36. “What did the snowman say to his child who wanted the day of school?”
Snow way!
37. “What is a snowman’s favorite snack?“
Ice krispies treats.
38. “What does December have that no other month does?“
The letter D.
39. “What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?”
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
40. “What does a snowman eat with his burger?”
Cold-slaw.
Jokes about winter
41. “What do you call a snowman in the summer?”
A puddle.
42. “What sandwiches do snowmen avoid?”
A tuna melt.
43. “What do you call getting bitten by a snowman?”
Frostbite.
44. “How do snowmen greet each other?”
Ice to meet you.
45. “What happens when a snowman spills his coffee?”
Cold brew.
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46. “What happened to the snowman boxer?”
He was knocked out cold.
47. “Why was the baby snowman crying?”
Her mother S-colded her.
48. “Where do penguins go to the movies?”
The Dive in.
49. “When do snowmen go after they graduate school?”
The snow ball.
50. “What story do snowmen read to their children?”
Snow White.
51. “Where do snowmen love to dance?”
At a snow ball.
52. “What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?”
Iced tea.
53. “What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?’
“Have an ice day!”
54. “What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?”
Frostbite.
55. “What is a snowman’s favorite food?”
Chilli.
56. “What can you catch with your eyes closed?”
A cold.
57. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
‘Scold outside!”
58. “Why are winter days great?”
They’re snow much fun!
59. “Why was the blanket discouraged?”
The snuggle is real.
60. “Where do snowmen keep their savings?”
A snowbank.
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Winter jokes for kids
61. “Did you hear about the snowman spy?”
He has a license to chill.
62. “What do you call it when snowmen kiss?”
Snow Kissed.
63. “What do snowmen in San Francisco eat?”
Ice-A-Roni.
64. “What did the baby snowman call his dad?”
Pop-sicle.
65. “What’s it called when all the snowmen visit New York?”
Sleet week.
66. “Where did they put the snowman who was misbehaving in jail?”
Ice-olation.
67. “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
He was walking south for the winter.
68. “How did Batman get to the Penguins hideout?”
He took his snowmobile.
69. “Why do skeletons hate winter?”
They get chilled to the bone.
70. “What does it say outside the snowman’s school?”
Caution Chill-dren Crossing.
71. “What do you call a cow hiding inside an igloo? An Eski-moo.”
72. “What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An Eski-mew”
73. “When a great woolly mammoth sits on top of your igloo, what time is it?”
Time to build another igloo.
74. “What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake.”
75. “What is a British snowman’s favorite drink?”
Iced Tea.
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76. “What flies when it’s born, lies when it’s alive, and runs when it’s dead?”
Snow.
77. “Which one is faster, hot or cold? Hot. You can catch a cold.”
78. “What do you call a slow skier? A slope-poke.”
79. “Why do bears hibernate in winter?”
So they don’t Netflix and chill.
80. “Why was the snowman yelling?”
He was having a meltdown.
Winter jokes one liners
81. “Why do bears like dogs in the winter?”
Because they are chilly dogs.
82. “What do snowmen wear on their heads?”
Ice caps!
83. “What do snowmen do when the weather’s too hot for hats and scarves?”
They change into puddles!
84. “How does a snowman get to work?”
He rides a Bi-icicle.
85. “How does a yeti stay fit?”
“By working his abdoni-minables.”
86. “What do you get when you milk a cow in the winter?”
Ice cream.
87. “Where do bears keep their money?”
In a slush fund.
88. “What do you call drag racing in the winter?”
Snow drifting.
89. “What do bears have in their homes?”
Fir-nature.
90. “Why did the snowman have dandruff?”
His head was flaky.
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91. “What did one snowflake say to the other?”
“You’re one of a kind.”
92. “How do you warn one of Santa’s helpers?”
“Check your elf before you wreck your elf.”
93. “Did you hear about the rude snowman?”
He didn’t carrot all.
94. “What do you call a glove combined with a snake?”
Smitten.
95. “Why did the snowman get dumped by his partner?”
She was cold-hearted.
96. “Did you hear about the lisping snowman?”
He came, the thaw, he conquered.
97. “Why do Klingons prefer winter for cooking?”
Their dishes are best served cold.
98. “I warned him about starting his own ski resort.”
It’s a slippery slope.
99. “What do you call a messy storm?”
A squall-or.
100. “How did the Snowman win the boxing match?”
By coldcocking his opponent.
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