Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Pretty Funny

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“If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?”  “An iWitness.”

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“What did one wall say to the other?”  “I’ll meet you at the corner.”

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“Why do cows wear bells?  Because their horns don’t work.”

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“Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.”

“I’m reading an anti-gravity book. I can’t put it down!”

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“Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.”

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“Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it!”

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“What has more letters than the alphabet?” “The post office!”

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“I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.”

“What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.’

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“What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.”

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“I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary.” I told him, “Mark, my words!”

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“My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!”

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