Hilariously Clever Math Pick Up Lines

“As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.”

“I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.”

“Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.”

“Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?”

“I Know You Like Adding Numbers, So Could You Please Add Yours To My Contacts?”

“My Love For You Is Like A Concave Up Function Because It Is Always Increasing.”

“Girl, you must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.”

“Honey, you must be the square root of negative one because you are just unreal.”

“You must be a 45-degree angle because I think that you are acute-y.”

“My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!”

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