"Dark Humor Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud"

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“Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.”

“Siri, why am I still single?!” “Siri activates front camera.”

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“I just got my doctor’s test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.”

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“I hope death is a woman. That way it will never come for me.”

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Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”

Patient: “Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.” Doctor: “Don’t worry. Mine too.”

“The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.”

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“An apple a day keeps the doctor away… Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.”

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“A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “F**k off, you won’t bring it back.

“My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support.”

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