Funny Wine Quotes to Get You Through the Rough Days

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“Age is just a number. It’s irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” –Joan Collins

“Fine wine is like a wife, I can’t afford either.”

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“Compromises are for relationships, not wine.” – Sir Robert Scott Caywood

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“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.”― Napoleon Bonaparte

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“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”- ― Anonymous

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“A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.”

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“It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine”― Brian O’Donnell

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“I only drink wine on days that end with a ‘y.'”

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“What do friends and wine have in common? The older, the better.”

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“My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.” –Ernest Hemingway

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“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra

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“An empty bottle of wine is better than a filled one. It shows achievement.” – Unknown

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