Hilariously Clever Math Pick Up Lines 2023

"As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you."

"I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too."

"Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number."

"Date me and all of your problems will be polygone."

"I’m not being obtuse, but you are acute girl."

"I Know You Like Adding Numbers, So Could You Please Add Yours To My Contacts?"

"My Love For You Is Like A Concave Up Function Because It Is Always Increasing."

"Girl, you must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you."

"Honey, you must be the square root of negative one because you are just unreal."

"My lust for you is exponentially growing like y = 2 to the x."

"You must be a 45-degree angle because I think that you are acute-y."

"The square root of all my fantasies is you."

"My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can't be defined!"

"How can I know 20 digits of Π… And not know the 10 digits of your phone number?"It can't be defined!"