NSFW Dirty Pick Up Lines That Actually Cross The Line

“They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?”

“I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?”

“Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice”

“Do you know what would look good on you? Me”

“Do you know karate because your body is kicking”

“Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good”

“Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged”

“I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.”

“Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.”

“Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up”

“Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on”

“You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

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