35 Funny Wine Quotes To Break Out at Happy Hour

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Here is the list of the 50 best Wine Quotes

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Wine Quotes

1. “Wine a little, laugh a lot!”

2. “Wine flies when you’re having fun.” — Unknown

3. “Home is where the wine is.”

4. “A meal without wine is called breakfast.”

5. “Age is just a number. It’s irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” –Joan Collins

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6. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” –W.C. Fields

7. “Fine wine is like a wife, I can’t afford either.”

8. “For when the wine is in, the wit is out.” – Thomas Becon

9. “Compromises are for relationships, not wine.” – Sir Robert Scott Caywood

10. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

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Funny Wine Quotes

11. “In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.”― Napoleon Bonaparte

12. “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”- ― Anonymous

13. “A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.”

14. “Life is too short to drink bad wine.”

15. “It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine”― Brian O’Donnell

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16. “Wine and friends are a great blend.” – Ernest Hemingway.

17. “Red red wine goes to my head, makes me forget that I still need her.”

18. “I only drink wine on days that end with a ‘y.'” 

19. “What do friends and wine have in common? The older, the better.”

20. “My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.” –Ernest Hemingway

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Wine Quotes

21. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra

22. “An empty bottle of wine is better than a filled one. It shows achievement.” – Unknown

23. “I tried to think of a way to always have clean bedsheets, so I bought bed sheets that are the same color as my wine.” – Unknown

24. “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” – Louis Pasteur

25. “Wine not?” — Unknown

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26. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” — Rumi

27. “I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.” -Oliver Goldsmith

28. “Love, like wine, gets better with time.”

29. “A good day starts with good coffee, and ends with good wine.”

30. “If a glass of wine is good for you, imagine what a bottle can do.”

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31. “Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.” – Aristophanes

32. “A glass of wine keeps the doctor away; a bottle of wine would keep everyone away. I think I’ll have a bottle.” – Unknown

33. “Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.” – Karl Marx

34. “Winner winner, wine and dinner.”

35. “Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise.” – Charles Kingsley

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